BOXING - David Haye has stepped up his campaign to get the Klitschko brothers into the boxing ring (though not at the same time, we hasten to add). Haye is seemingly not bothered which one he fights first as he firmly believes he will give both Vitali and Wladimir a good hiding. Haye said: "I want to knock out both Wladimir and Vitali Klitschko, and I don't care what order they fall in. Vitali is nearly 40 years of age now and the clock is ticking if he wants to form any sort of legacy."Haye has also been equally dismissive of Switzerland, the location of Vitali Klitschko's fight against the unheralded American Kevin Johnson on Saturday, while also making the point that nobody is capable of generating more money in the heavyweight boxing division right now than Haye himself is. "The Klitschko's may be big in Switzerland, but so are yodellers, and nobody wants to watch them fight. The fact that a title fight between a Ukrainian and an American is being held in Switzerland tells you all you need to know about the appeal of this fight. Heavyweight title fights should be huge events, not an after-thought in a country most famous for producing Toblerone."
Well done David Haye for associating Switzerland with yodellers and Toblerone. But you forgot to mention cuckoo clocks. Surely cuckoo clocks would have been the top answer on Family Fortunes.
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